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I was reading the NY Post this morning and thought I had ran into a story about a woman who hit the bottle too hard at a Halloween party, but it turns out Michele Allen, 32, made a drunken fool out of her self.
And they NY Post knows they were dead wrong for taking her photo in two segments. What was the message they were trying to send? They couldn't find one jail issued uniform? Well, anyway, Allen, of Ohio, was hired to promote a "haunted trail" theme park in her cow costume. The judge lowered the boom on her and she received a 30 day jail sentence. All I can think of in Florida Evans' words: DAMN! DAMN! DAMN!
Here is some of the rest of the NY Post story:
" While at work Saturday evening, Allen hit the sauce hard and then stumbled into the streets - blocking traffic and chasing kids, said Police Major Mark Hoffman.
Allen also urinated in a nearby yard during the drunken grazing, cops said.
"It's curious. When I think of Halloween or a haunted trail, I don't think of cows as being scary - although this one was," Hoffman said.
As cops hauled her away, the haunted trail's manager snatched the cow mask away from Allen, but officers let her keep the rest of the outfit.
"It appeared that's all she had on," Hoffman said.
Allen dried out in jail over the weekend - all the while wearing the cow costume."
Photo Credit & Story Reference:
The NY Post
People just won’t learn. Guess the last laugh is on him…Biggg Dummy!
A Boston Herald article reported in a story by Laurel Sweet:
“A Washington, D.C., cabbie with a warped sense of humor hit the road on $1,500 cash bail yesterday after pleading not guilty to proclaiming himself a terrorist at Logan International Airport “here to blow things up.”
“He was joking with a ticket agent. Any statements he made were made in jest,” Ermiyas Asfaw’s attorney, Frank McHugh, explained to poker-faced Judge Paul Mahoney in the East Boston Division of Boston Municipal Court.
AirTran Airways, whose staff reported Asfaw, 27, to state police Saturday night when he tried to board a jet after announcing he was a member of al-Qaeda, wasn’t laughing, either.
“The airline’s employees have zero leeway when someone makes a statement that can be perceived as a threat,” AirTran spokesman David Hirschman told the Herald. “Federal law requires them to report it or they could lose their jobs.
“There’s no room for jokes or sarcasm at the ticket counter or the gate,” he said. “I would encourage people to not joke about bombs. Save it for the comedy club. This is the world we live in.”
For Logan, where the two jetliners that took down New York’s World Trade Center towers were hijacked by al-Qaeda henchmen on Sept. 11, 2001, this was the airport’s third major security threat since August.
Last month, 19-year-old MIT student Star Simpson showed up at Continental Airlines strapped to a lighted circuit board with a glob of Play-Doh in her hand. In August, John Megelich, a 53-year-old North Carolina businessman, attempted to board a Northwest Airlines flight with a loaded gun.
While checking in with AirTran, Asfaw, who had been in Boston visiting his girlfriend, was allegedly questioned about a Dubai sticker he had on his luggage. Asfaw said he was Ethiopian and spoke Arabic, but when the ticket agent said, “They don’t speak Arabic in Ethiopia,” Asfaw allegedly responded, “No, I speak it because I’m al- Qaeda. I’m part of them. I’m here to blow things up.””
Photo Credit: MSNBC
Don't think it will be to hard to sniff this criminal out...unless he is wearing a prosthesis. Guess what his name is? "No Nose" Gardner
Watch the three alleged perpetrators in the video...they claim they were just having fun...see who gets the last laugh.
This will be filed under the Big Dummy files also...lol
Sorry to laugh, but the part when the guy comes back to court muzzled and with a four point restraint is hella funny...what a sight! Maybe his back started to spasm, which may explain him actin' a fool... and the bailiff/sheriff (closest to the screen) looks like he got a taste of that taser...LOL
Taser videos can be pretty sadistic.
If the cameras were not rolling, who knows what would have happened to the defendant?
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LiveLeak reports:
"Tuesday, September 11, 2007
COLUMBUS, Ohio
A deputy sheriff used a taser to shock accused church robber Wendell Hollingsworth this morning when Hollingsworth started kicking his attorney after he was brought to court for trial.
Hollingsworth, 43, said nothing before he started kicking his court-appointed attorney, J. Scott Weisman, in Franklin County Common Pleas Court. Hollingsworth was in a wheelchair because he said he fainted in his jail cell yesterday and hurt his back.
Jurors had not yet been brought into the courtroom.
Three deputies knocked Hollingsworth out of his chair, and one used a Taser gun. The shock also affected a deputy who was holding Hollingsworth down. Weisman was treated for a cut on his hand.
Judge Julie M. Lynch ordered the courtroom cleared after the attack.
Hollingsworth is accused of robbing parishioners at Christ the King Catholic Church on E. Livingston Avenue in January as well as robbing a gas station, an animal shelter and a nutrition store. He had tried unsuccessfully to fire his lawyer and have the judge removed from his case.
Jury selection began without Hollingsworth in the courtroom."
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Reference: Associated Press
File this one under “You Big Dummies”
The Boston Globe reports:
“A pair of freshmen at Northeastern University learned a tough lesson before classes even started this semester, when one of them allegedly leaned out the window of his dormitory and yelled something regrettable in earshot of plainclothes police officers.
"If you're looking for weed, my roommate Ferrante has some for sale," Michael R. Emery yelled, according to a release issued today by the Suffolk district attorney's office.
In plain view was a bottle of Grey Goose vodka, a shot glass, and a plastic baggie of marijuana…The search yielded eight small bags of marijuana, a larger bag containing three to four ounces of marijuana, hundreds of clear plastic baggies, and a Triton T2 digital scale. The officers also found a grinder, a bong, $1,045 in cash, bottles of Malibu rum, Smirnoff Twist raspberry vodka, and Southern Comfort, and a vaporizer, a device that uses heat to release marijuana's intoxicating chemicals but does not burn the plant.”
They had a pulley system where they could lower and raise drugs/money to customers. Both were arrested, arraigned, and expelled, all before the first day of school. What were they thinking? Did they even come to school for an education?
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Reference: Boston Globe
Just File This Under Fred Sanford's "YOU BIG DUMMY!" File...
Follow the link to see the video of a guy who appears to have broken into a store, but has no plan B.
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