Holy Cow! This is UDDER Nonsense

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I was reading the NY Post this morning and thought I had ran into a story about a woman who hit the bottle too hard at a Halloween party, but it turns out Michele Allen, 32, made a drunken fool out of her self.

And they NY Post knows they were dead wrong for taking her photo in two segments. What was the message they were trying to send? They couldn't find one jail issued uniform? Well, anyway, Allen, of Ohio, was hired to promote a "haunted trail" theme park in her cow costume. The judge lowered the boom on her and she received a 30 day jail sentence. All I can think of in Florida Evans' words: DAMN! DAMN! DAMN!

Here is some of the rest of the NY Post story:

" While at work Saturday evening, Allen hit the sauce hard and then stumbled into the streets - blocking traffic and chasing kids, said Police Major Mark Hoffman.

Allen also urinated in a nearby yard during the drunken grazing, cops said.

"It's curious. When I think of Halloween or a haunted trail, I don't think of cows as being scary - although this one was," Hoffman said.

As cops hauled her away, the haunted trail's manager snatched the cow mask away from Allen, but officers let her keep the rest of the outfit.

"It appeared that's all she had on," Hoffman said.

Allen dried out in jail over the weekend - all the while wearing the cow costume."

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